Joke..

My mom told me a real funny joke today..n i jz thot i'd post it..u knw..cos i love..LOVE..ELL-OH-VEE-EE..lurve..making ppl laugh!..Rmmbr..it takes more muscles to frown den 2 smile..so read on..n this joke will help u not only emotionally*relese stress ma*..but physically as well..*oooh..tak payah SK II facial mask la..look young enuf d la..*

Joke :

A guy goes to his doctor for his yearly check up. He's reli disturbed because he's fren just died at the age of 35!..So..he asks his dr..

Guy : Doc..i wanna live longer..wat do i do?..
Doc : Hmm..do u smoke?
Guy : Yea.
Doc : Well then..stop smoking.
Guy : Oh..so u mean if i stop smoking..i'll live longer?

Doc : Well..*pauses*..Do u drink?
Guy : Yea.
Doc : Well then..give up drinking.
Guy : Oh..so u mean if i give up smoking and drinking i'll live longer?

Doc : Erm..*thinks*..Do u enjoy sex?
Guy : Yea! *starts to get nervous cos he kinda knws wats comin*
Doc : Well then..Stop having sex.
Guy : Okay..so u mean if i give up smoking, drinking and having sex. I'll live longer??

Doc : No.It'll just make ur life seem like an eternity.

*ba dum dum..dish*..-dats drums if u din get it..

haha..funny rite?..mom told me this..

anyways..nthn interesting 2 post about 2day..mayb tmr..

A new day brings new possibilities..oh..n read my review on Transformers & Harry Potter and The deathly Hallows..*yes i finished d book d..muahahahahahaahaha*

Today I'm Craving : A miracle medicine that cures flu and stops ur nose from in under a second..*can u tel im cranky n sick?..dats y mom told me d joke..2 cheer me up*